Excuses...

Micah: Henry, why did you kick your feet like that? You almost hit Cora in the head!

Henry: Well, it wasn't my fault. The watermelon I just ate turned the wrong way inside me after I swallowed it and it made my feet kick out like that and then I flipped over and my legs shot over Cora's head.

I can see now that you had nothing to do with this. Should have known the watermelon was to blame...