Young Dad
Thomas: I think I should make the rules today.
Me: Not going to happen, sorry.
Thomas: Why not?
Me: Because you're not the parent.
Thomas: Aw, man! I'll never get to be a dad.
Me: You're only three! Your time is coming.
Henry: Yeah. You have to wait til you're sixteen; then you can become a dad.
Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's shoot for a bigger number, okay?
Me: Not going to happen, sorry.
Thomas: Why not?
Me: Because you're not the parent.
Thomas: Aw, man! I'll never get to be a dad.
Me: You're only three! Your time is coming.
Henry: Yeah. You have to wait til you're sixteen; then you can become a dad.
Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's shoot for a bigger number, okay?