Bonbons and Soaps

Thomas:  Mom, we should play Henry and Thomas!  I'll be Thomas, Henry can be Henry, and you can be our mom.

Me:  How do I play it?  What do I do?

Thomas:  Oh, you do nothing.  You watch while Henry and I just work and work and work.

Me:  Is that what you think I really do?

Thomas:  Yep.  You sit and watch while Henry and I do the laundry and cook supper and clean up things and stuff like that.

Me:  Do you do everything?

Thomas:  Well, not quite everything.  We don't shower.

All my slaving and for what...?  Maybe I should stick to soaps and bonbons, with the occasional long, steamy shower.