The things we do...

Henry:  Mommy, I'm Buzz Lightyear!  See, my wings flip out and then I put them away so I fit places.  Daddy is Mrs. Potato Head, Thomas is Mr. Potato Head, and you are Slinkie Dog.

Me:  OK.  Does Slinkie Dog walk like this (walking upright with a little "bounce").

Henry:  Nope.  He goes like this, Mommy (crawling on the floor, stretching himself out and pulling his feet forward."

Long pause.

Me:  Uh, Henry, Mommy's 6 months pregnant.  Are you sure there's no other way for Slinkie Dog to walk?

Henry:  Nope.

*Sigh*  The things we do for our kids...  I left my dignity somewhere back in 2007.

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