Mrs. T and Her Eyebrows
Cora: I need a shortcut to take out my eyeballs.
Me: A what? I have no idea what that means. What do you mean, your eyeballs?
Cora: These things (pointing to eyebrows). I don't like them. Nope.
Henry: Did you mean "hair cut," instead of "short cut?"
Cora: Yep, that's what I mean. I want to take them off because I don't like them.
Me: You may not touch your eyebrows until Junior High or High School. They're fine.
Micah: Do you want a hair cut? Maybe a mohawk?
Cora: Yes!! Then I can be Mrs. T!!
Me: A what? I have no idea what that means. What do you mean, your eyeballs?
Cora: These things (pointing to eyebrows). I don't like them. Nope.
Henry: Did you mean "hair cut," instead of "short cut?"
Cora: Yep, that's what I mean. I want to take them off because I don't like them.
Me: You may not touch your eyebrows until Junior High or High School. They're fine.
Micah: Do you want a hair cut? Maybe a mohawk?
Cora: Yes!! Then I can be Mrs. T!!
