Conversations

There have been a few amusing conversations around here lately.  Here are just three of them that made me smile:

Me:  Thomas, you can't swallow that toothpaste.  It's not good for you.
Thomas:  Well, sorry, Mom, but I'm always going to swallow it.  Swallowing is just my thing.
Me:  Then swallowing needs to not be 'your thing,' because it'll make you sick.
Henry:  Yeah, you think everything's food!


Henry:  Is this another of your Day Saver days, Mom?  The clock says it's seven, but is it actually eight?


Me:  Are you ready, Cora?
Cora:  Miss Dora.
Me:  Excuse me, Miss Cora...