Keep Calm and Carry On...

Things I never thought I'd hear myself say (or say calmly, anyway):

"Hey, did you just wipe your nose on my ear?  Next time just ask me for a Kleenex!"

"What did you just flush?"

"You can't eat moisturizer.  It's not healthy."

"You only fell down two steps and I don't think you hit your head--you're OK."

"Please don't put that straw up your nose."

"No, you can't wear Cora's shoes to the Student Center."

Just to name a few from the last few days...

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