Elaborate Excuse Man

Henry:  But I can't go to sleep.  When I go to sleep, ants and roly polys crawl in under my door and they pull on my blanket and take pieces off to eat it.

Me:  No, Henry, they don't.

Henry:  They like to eat blankets.

Me:  No, they don't.  They like to eat food; blankets are not food.  Please go to sleep!

The excuses for not napping grow more elaborate by the day.  Needless to say, today was a non-nap day...