Dignified Moments to Myself
Sometimes it's good to be the only adult at home. Like, for example, if a person were to open the bathroom door and discover too late that their foot was blocking its trajectory, swinging the door back into them and knocking their glasses clear off of their face. All hypothetical, of course, but I would imagine that some people have moments like these that are just too dignified to be shared with another adult.
{So glad Micah was at work. Wouldn't have lived down THAT graceful moment for weeks!}