Stank Eye
Cora has had pink eye twice in the last few weeks (what a fun spring it's been...). Tonight I told her she'd better watch out so she didn't catch, "purple eye or yellow eye." Micah chimed in, "Yeah, or worse: stank eye!" We chuckled and moved on in our conversation.
A few minutes later, her eyes wide, she batted her little eyelashes at me and said, "Mom, quick, smell my eye!"
"Yuck! No! Cora, why would I smell your eye?"
"Mom, really! Smell my eye!"
"Why on earth would I do that?"
"You have to make sure I don't have stank eye, Mom!"
After three kids we should know how literal they are, and yet we keep making jokes like this...
A few minutes later, her eyes wide, she batted her little eyelashes at me and said, "Mom, quick, smell my eye!"
"Yuck! No! Cora, why would I smell your eye?"
"Mom, really! Smell my eye!"
"Why on earth would I do that?"
"You have to make sure I don't have stank eye, Mom!"
After three kids we should know how literal they are, and yet we keep making jokes like this...
