Barcalisms

Me: We're going to get our flu shots today.
Cora:  Nooo!!  I don't want my food shot!


Thomas: Did that song just say "comfort and joy?"
Me: Yep.  Comfort.
Thomas:  Oh.  I always thought it was "kung fu and joy."


Henry, as he was falling asleep:  Mom, what if you went to your first karate lesson and the instructor was like, "We're going to start our lesson in 3, 2, ding!  Oh!  Those are my muffins.  I forgot they were in the oven."

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