Barcalisms
Me: We're going to get our flu shots today.
Cora: Nooo!! I don't want my food shot!
Thomas: Did that song just say "comfort and joy?"
Me: Yep. Comfort.
Thomas: Oh. I always thought it was "kung fu and joy."
Henry, as he was falling asleep: Mom, what if you went to your first karate lesson and the instructor was like, "We're going to start our lesson in 3, 2, ding! Oh! Those are my muffins. I forgot they were in the oven."
Cora: Nooo!! I don't want my food shot!
Thomas: Did that song just say "comfort and joy?"
Me: Yep. Comfort.
Thomas: Oh. I always thought it was "kung fu and joy."
Henry, as he was falling asleep: Mom, what if you went to your first karate lesson and the instructor was like, "We're going to start our lesson in 3, 2, ding! Oh! Those are my muffins. I forgot they were in the oven."