Onesday, Twosday
Thomas: Man, I'm hungry, Mom!
Me: How come?
Thomas: Because it's Tuesday. I'm always hungry on Tuesdays.
Me: You are? Since when? Why is that?
Thomas: Because Tuesday sounds like two and today that's my favorite number. [looks serious for a
minute, then lets out a big sigh] I really wish "Onesday" came before Tuesday instead of after. Then it would be like, "one, two."
Me: That would make sense, except it's Wednesday.
Me: How come?
Thomas: Because it's Tuesday. I'm always hungry on Tuesdays.
Me: You are? Since when? Why is that?
Thomas: Because Tuesday sounds like two and today that's my favorite number. [looks serious for a
minute, then lets out a big sigh] I really wish "Onesday" came before Tuesday instead of after. Then it would be like, "one, two."
Me: That would make sense, except it's Wednesday.
