Thomas' Marrying Day
Henry: Thomas, who do you think you'll marry?
Thomas: I think I'm going to marry Cora when she grows up.
Henry: You can't! She's your sister!
Thomas: Well, then, I'm not going to marry anyone. And when my marrying day comes, Daddy and I will stay home and we'll miss the wedding.
Me: You don't have to get married, but whose hand will you hold?
Thomas: Yours and Daddy's! Besides, Mommy, perhaps I'm already married.
Me: You are?!
Thomas: Yep. I'm already married to myself.
Thomas: I think I'm going to marry Cora when she grows up.
Henry: You can't! She's your sister!
Thomas: Well, then, I'm not going to marry anyone. And when my marrying day comes, Daddy and I will stay home and we'll miss the wedding.
Me: You don't have to get married, but whose hand will you hold?
Thomas: Yours and Daddy's! Besides, Mommy, perhaps I'm already married.
Me: You are?!
Thomas: Yep. I'm already married to myself.
