Failed Parenting
Micah, playing rock and roll music: Thomas, tell me who's singing.
Thomas: Def Leppard?
Micah: One more guess.
Thomas: Bon Jovi?
Micah: That's my boy!
Me, head in hands: That's great he can name 40 rock and roll artists, but can he name all 50 states?
Micah: Sure, he can! Thomas, what are some of the states?
Thomas: Canada, Nevada...
Me: Oh, mercy. I've failed.
Thomas: Def Leppard?
Micah: One more guess.
Thomas: Bon Jovi?
Micah: That's my boy!
Me, head in hands: That's great he can name 40 rock and roll artists, but can he name all 50 states?
Micah: Sure, he can! Thomas, what are some of the states?
Thomas: Canada, Nevada...
Me: Oh, mercy. I've failed.