Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Snack-time

Thomas, on our way home from preschool:  My friend took four of my goldfish crackers and even though he's my friend, I didn't laugh.  And then when he had chewed them up and the crumbs were just on the tongue part of him and he stuck his tongue out to show me, I still didn't laugh, because that's just gross.

Somehow I felt like I was hearing a new addition to the Alexander book collection.  And I did have to laugh, in spite of it all.