Smell that Faints

Me, at bedtime: Cora, did you put your toothbrush away?

Cora: No, because Thomas came in to use the bathroom and it smells horrible in there. It smells like eggplants.

Me: You don't even know what eggplants smell like.

Cora: It smells like the Grinch's breath, then.

Me: You don't know what the Grinch smells like.

Cora: No, but I know his breath faints Whos. It's that bad.

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