Smell that Faints
Me, at bedtime: Cora, did you put your toothbrush away?
Cora: No, because Thomas came in to use the bathroom and it smells horrible in there. It smells like eggplants.
Me: You don't even know what eggplants smell like.
Cora: It smells like the Grinch's breath, then.
Me: You don't know what the Grinch smells like.
Cora: No, but I know his breath faints Whos. It's that bad.