Dominating Santa

Cora: How does Santa get into our house, anyway? We don't even have a fireplace.

Me: We have a chimney. Look outside!

Cora: Yeah, I guess so. And maybe he just squeezes through our pipes or something. Anyway, Santa's not real.

Me: Why do you say that?

Cora: He's just dominated on the computer, you know?

Me: I think maybe you mean 'animated.'

Cora: Yep, that's the one. Totally not real.

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